Dos and Don'ts of Massage (Yes, Even That) 

Published 25 January 2025

Alright, folks, it’s time to talk massage etiquette. Whether you’re here for relaxation or to untie those stubborn knots, let’s make your session enjoyable for BOTH of us. Here’s what you should know:

DO:

✅ Take a hot shower before your session. It helps relax your muscles and, honestly, it just makes everything more pleasant. Nobody wants to deal with Eau de Gym Bag.

✅ Communicate. Too much pressure? Not enough? Ticklish? Tell me! I’m good, but mind-reading isn’t part of my certification.

✅ Laugh if you need to. Some spots are ticklish or sensitive—it happens! Just know giggles are welcome, but I’m not responsible if you set off a chain reaction of snorts.

✅ Relax… but not TOO much. Yes, I’m talking about that. If you feel a little gassy, try to clench. I won’t judge an accidental toot (we’re all human), but let’s not turn this into a symphony of surprises.

DON’T:

❌ Grab the masseur. My job is to touch you, not the other way around. No matter how good it feels, keep those hands to yourself! (Pro tip: gripping the table is encouraged if the pressure is intense.)

❌ Skip deodorant. Fresh pits = a better experience for everyone. Enough said.

❌ Overdo the perfume or cologne. Let’s keep it subtle—our aromatherapy oils already set the mood.

❌ Be shy about saying something’s uncomfortable. A massage isn’t the time for a stiff upper lip. Speak up! I’d rather adjust than have you leave feeling worse.

Bonus Tips for a Great Massage Experience:

If you feel the urge to fart… hey, it happens. Just aim for stealth mode. If it slips out, don’t worry—I’ll pretend I didn’t hear it.

Please don’t mistake me for a climbing wall. Trust me, I won’t run away mid-massage, so you don’t need to hold on.

Your massage should be relaxing, restorative, and maybe even a little fun. Follow these tips, and we’ll both leave the session smiling (for all the right reasons).

📞 Ready to book? Let’s make magic happen—no awkwardness required!

/ Christine Paner Schale 💖